I remember a time when Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson were the coolest guys in the world . . . the age of the white glove . . . the age of Risky Business sunglasses while jumping around in your undies and playing air guitar. And, then, Tom became Maverick. Just when we thought he couldn’t be any cooler.
And, then, came a new century. Michael Jackson became a child molestor (I guess he always was. We just didn’t know it.) and Tom Cruise now . . . .
Dad-to-be Tom Cruise has vowed to eat the placenta of his newborn baby and plans to dine on the umbilical cord too.
The actor’s bizarre plans are sure to shock his legions of fans but the Hollywood heavyweight insists he plans to cook the unusual meal after fiancée Katie Holmes gives birth.
The 43 year-old star told America’s GQ magazine: “I’m going to eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
That’s it! That does it! I am throwing away my over-used copy of Top Gun! Risky Business in the trash! Born on the 4th of July . . . well, never had it to begin with. But, if I did, I would trash it too. I just can’t watch the placenta eater in movies anymore. YUCK!!!
You mean you didn’t eat the placenta when Super T was born?????
NO!!!! . . . . sorry . . . HELL NO.
Phil–the placenta thing is being reported as fact. Apparently he said it as a joke for GQ and other media followed up with it as fact.
Rest easy–you can continue to enjoy Top Gun!