I remember a time when Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson were the coolest guys in the world . . . the age of the white glove . . . the age of Risky Business sunglasses while jumping around in your undies and playing air guitar. And, then, Tom became Maverick. Just when we thought he couldn’t be any cooler.
And, then, came a new century. Michael Jackson became a child molestor (I guess he always was. We just didn’t know it.) and Tom Cruise now . . . .
Dad-to-be Tom Cruise has vowed to eat the placenta of his newborn baby and plans to dine on the umbilical cord too.
The 43 year-old star told America’s GQ magazine: “I’m going to eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
That’s it! That does it! I am throwing away my over-used copy of Top Gun! Risky Business in the trash! Born on the 4th of July . . . well, never had it to begin with. But, if I did, I would trash it too. I just can’t watch the placenta eater in movies anymore. YUCK!!!