This morning, Pac-man appeared on ESPN 2 to discuss his disgraceful wrestling exploits… just a few comments about what he said and tried to say…

Jones…

I was in a strip club. I did go and get something to eat. If I could do anything different I wouldn’t have went in and got nothing to eat then.

I am very troubled by this.  Who eats in a strip club?  Seems pretty sanitary… yes, I’ll have the BBQ sandwich, please, while your shake your woohoo in my face.
Next, Jones …

As far as the community, I am doing a lot of stuff in the community. … I am in and out of the Boys and Girls Club every day.

What are you doing “in and out” of the Boys and Girls Club?  For goodness sakes, do we really want him hanging out at the Boys and Girls Club?!??  Give this man an award… wow, what an example, he is for America’s youth!

Next…

“I am going through a lot. Everybody is talking about wrestling, and if it ain’t wrestling, why is he doing this, why is he doing that? I don’t really think the way you have me portrayed doing wrestling, I don’t think it is a bad thing. I am not downtown with people in the middle of a bar. You want me to stay out of the clubs and now I pick up the wrestling thing. Now you don’t want me to wrestle. What ya’ll want me to do, just sit in the house and be miserable all day? I can’t do that. … I am just keeping my prayers up and looking forward to game 10.’’

I reeeeeally love this one… so the only avenues for entertainment were wrestling and clubbing… that’s it… aaaaah, what does that say for Music City?  Hey, I have an idea… why don’t you spend your time learning how to be a defensive back?  Ah, there’s a novel idea.  You, Jones, were one of the worst in the NFL last year!  So, how about you elevate football to at least a hobby that you think about - now and then?

Oh, Pac man, we are all praying for you… praying for you to leave Nashville!