I pull this one from the pages of “bizarro”.

A Canadian man nearly lost his life when his drunken lover accidentally pierced his heart as she carved a design into his chest during rough sex, reports the Winnepeg Sun. The female university student dodged a prison sentence last week when she and her beau, who has fully recovered, insisted the knife play was consensual. The couple left the courthouse smiling.

Wow, that’s about all I can say.  Have you ever been so drunk and into the sexual moment that you stabbed someone?  If you have, I would love to hear about it… definitely, I would.